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朴有天做到了自我超越，這個帥氣的年輕人素來在JYJ/東團粉絲群中以女性萬人迷著稱，最近他又贏得了一款新式女粉。

儘管KBS劇成均館緋聞在韓國屬於青年史劇的範疇，但是，很顯然，受眾中最有話語權的不是那些年輕人，而是在三十歲中期，四十歲，五十歲甚至七十歲的女性階層。對於她們中的大多數，讓產生狂熱的女飯情節的不是別人，正是樸有天。對於他那與新人身份不相稱的演技，眼中的纖柔細膩，一舉一動帶來的微妙感覺，和角色的貴族氣質（李賢俊），樸有天贏得了大量的同盟軍。

抱著熱愛和奉獻的精神，擁有著那年輕一代對他們的偶像所無可匹敵的付出能力（這句話的意思是，姨母粉有能力有社會地位為JYJ付出更多，不是那些青少年對偶像的付出可以比擬的），這些女性自組了姨母大軍，並且線上線下（指的網路上和現實中）四面八方地為有天和JYJ動員援助。

她們在JYJ的首次首爾環球演唱會中有著不可忽視的存在。她們其中殷富的幾個用手頭的資金（或者富有丈夫的錢）組成了祝福有天FANCLUB，以有天之名做慈善。當有韓國電視臺還在猶豫要不要放送JYJ的時候，姨母大軍侵佔了他們的主頁，留言板，電話線，甚至一度他們的TWITTER帳戶。

一位名叫유명은이的姨母甚至發表了一首詩-------謝謝你樸有天，從此處可得知,JYJ大多數的姨母飯的來源是樸有天。

更意外的是，韓國的大媽們素來以挑剔，固執，難於討好聞名，除了自家孩子之外，她們很難給其他任何事物全力的支援，極罕見的情況是當他們決定要支持什麼的時候，就會一做到底，赴湯蹈火也在所不辭。在韓國有個眾所周知的慣例，在廚房和家用電器領域，銷售最好的都是總部在韓國研發出來的牌子。所以他們知道如果韓國的大媽們喜歡上什麼新產品的話，一定會遠銷海外，業績卓著。在贏得了這樣鞏固的姐姐和姨母飯根底之後，JYJ可以確信以後他們在韓國絕不會變成不冷不熱的處境，在世界範圍內的其他國家和地區也會獲得成功。

在此之上，這些中堅女性在韓國的社會上是最擁有話語權的。他們都有投票的權力，他們都參與賦稅，他們是代表受眾給予評級的決定性因素。這是韓國媒體無法承受忽視的損失，而且不能駁回意見的一群人。

她們對JYJ，官司和SM的看法隨著日子一天天的推進，變得越來越清晰了。

有一些姨母飯甚至自修了東方神起的歷史，儘管從前他們壓根不在乎偶像團體。帶著一種自豪，仰慕和敬重的心情，姨母們表達了惋惜和辯解。她們中大多數的人跟LXM和JYM（現SM的CEO）是同世代。

他們閱讀過束縛了東團男孩的奴隸條款，認識到這早該消失的韓國職權體制像鬼魅一樣的存在，感到了自身的責任重大。有一位在JYJ DAUM留言欄留言的粉絲稱---“我看了有天和JYJ在KBS演技大賞上演唱尋找到，我們的男孩在歌中那顫抖的嗓音和感情，我心裏對自己說，這世上沒有比扼殺這三個年輕人的夢更有罪的事了。”越來越多的人覺得她們的同輩（指的LXM和金）的行為不能容忍。

現在談到的70/80這一代，是在社會各行各業的中堅力量，也是在教育子女成為未來各個行業中間力量的一代。這是一代記得起一個人可以為一餐溫飽而付出一切努力的人群。當政府因為不讓留長髮和穿短裙而體罰（政府有專人繞遍校園，維持風紀）的時候，甚至有的人的親屬就意外的“失蹤了”。（譯者翻到這裏，感到非常不可思議）。

因而，不像其他偶像團體的粉絲大部分只是十幾二十歲的孩子，這些女性既不會被SM恐嚇也不能被輕易操控。SM可以隨他們意的攻擊JYJ，但是姨母粉知道他們一旦攻擊了之後，要擔憂些什麼。

在那些她們眼中無謂的粉絲大戰的時候，那些姐姐飯，姨母飯們正專注于人生中更重要的任務----事業，家庭和孩子。但是SM要清醒認識到，姨母飯完全把JYJ三子定義成孩子的概念，在JYJ的FANCLUB裏姨母們已經公然稱呼JYJ為“我們的孩子”。SM要明白，當他們孩子的身心健康收到威脅的時候，姨母們完全有能力做些什麼。

就像那場巴士底獄的風波一般，他們要做到就跟在公園裏野餐那樣容易。

不管法庭裁決的結果如何，現在SM處於姨母粉的密切監察之下，這一事實SM心中必須一目了然，在他們想碰三子哪怕一個指頭之前。（看到這句，譯者心裏感到相當爽，這句英94樓文原文寫的完全V587。）

JYJ’s Ahjumma ArmyPosted on January 9, 2011 by The JYJ FilesThe Auntie Army…or, How the Ahjummas Just Might Save JYJ

Park Yoochun has outdone himself. The handsome youth who had already garnered a reputation in the JYJ/DBSK fandom as a lady-charmer has brought a new kind of girl home.

Since the first teaser, KBS drama Sungkyunkwan Scandal has advertised itself in Korea as “Sageuk (historical drama) for youths.” However, it is clear that the drama’s most vocal fans are not the younger but older women in their mid-30s, 40s, 50s and even 70s. For the majority of them, the cause of their ardent fangirlism is none other than JYJ’s Park Yoochun. With acting skills that belied his rookie status, the sensitivity in his eyes and subtlety of every movement as well as the nobility of his character (Lee Seon Joon), Park Yoochun has won over a population that just might prove to be his biggest ally.

With a devotion that more than easily rivals that of the younger generation for their idols, these women have organised themselves into an “auntie army” and are mobilising support for Yoochun and JYJ both on and offline. They were an undeniable presence at JYJ’s firstWorldwide Concert in Seoul. Several of them with money (or rich husbands) formed the Blessing Yoochun fanclub for the purpose of doing charity work in Yoochun’s name. Whenever a Korean TV station hesitates to broadcast JYJ, the auntie army invades their homepage, message boards, phone lines and, once in a while, even Twitter accounts. An ahjumma poet by the name of Yoomyeongeuni (유명은이) even published a poem,Thank You Park Yoochun, attesting to the inspiration that much of the ahjumma population have found in JYJ through Yoochun.

What is more fortuitous for the careers of Yoochun, Junsu and Jaejoong is that Korean ahjummas have the reputation of being picky, opinionated, overly critical and don’t give full support to anything outside of their children easily; but, in the off-chance that they do decide to support something they are fiercely loyal to the end. There’s a popular story told in Korea: the world’s top-selling brands in kitchenware and home appliances are all basing their R&D (research and development) headquarters in Korea. They know that if they can get the Korean ahjummas to like a new product of theirs, it will sell anywhere in the world. In winning over such a substantial noona and ahjumma fanbase, JYJ have just ensured that they will never become irrelevant in Korea and can succeed anywhere in the world.

In addition, these older women belong to the generation that currently has the greatest say in society. They all vote. Those who work pay taxes, and those who don’t represent the greatest determinant of viewer ratings. This is a section of the population that Korean media can’t afford to ignore and whose opinions it can’t afford to dismiss.

And their opinion on JYJ, the lawsuit and SM is becoming clearer and clearer by the day. A great number of them have even educated themselves on the history of Dong Bang Shin Ki, though they generally care little for idol groups. With a mix of pride, admiration and respect, the ahjummas are also voicing regret and apologies. The majority of them are in the same generation as Lee Soo Man (the founder of SM) and Kim Young Min (the current CEO of SM). They take one look at the slave contracts that bound the DBSK boys, recognise the spectres of Korea’s authoritarian regimes that should have disappeared by now and can’t help but feel responsible. One fan on the JYJ Daum message board put it this way: “As I saw Yoochun and JYJ’s performance of Found You at the KBS Drama Awards…the way our boys trembled and the emotion in their voices…I thought to myself, there is no greater sin in this world than to stifle the dreams of the young.” More and more are finding the behaviour of their donggap (동갑; people of the same age/in the same generation) unacceptable.

This is the “7080 (chil gong pal gong) generation.” This is the generation with members in executive positions of every sector. This is the generation who are raising children to occupy executive positions in every sector. This is the generation that remembers the time when one had to do anything and everything to secure a meal; when the government would beat people for having long hair or wearing short skirts (the government literally went around college campuses with a ruler); some have even had their relatives conveniently “disappeared.” Therefore, unlike the teens and early twenty-somethings that make up the fanbase of other SM idol groups, these women are not intimidated by SM’s tactics nor as easily manipulated. SM can attack JYJ all they want, the ahjummas know they have better things to worry about.

Even in the midst of the needless fanwars, the noonas/aunties/ahjummas are preoccupied with the important things in life: career, home and children. However, SM should note, the auntie army is fully including the three boys of JYJ into their definition of “children”; reference to JYJ as “our children” has become common vocabulary for the auntie fans in the JYJ fan cafés. And SM should remember what Korean ahjummas are capable of when they feel that the health and wellbeing of their children are threatened:

It will make the Storming of the Bastille look like a picnic in the park.

Whatever the outcome of the court case, SM is now under the scrutiny of the auntie army, a fact the company should remember well before attempting to lay a finger on even a single hair of Jaejoong, Yoochun and Junsu’s head in the future.

writer: Jimmie@TheJYJFiles

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